London Last Night pics: Cheska still being invited out, despite the contempt of a nation
Or maybe it was actually one of those bingo ball tombola things:
"66, Cheska's a bitch"
"43, Bernie Ecclestone's so wee"
"21, fat Simon Le Bon"
If only that's how celebrity actually worked.
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![Laurence Llewellyn Bowen and Boy George at Bar and Club Awards]()
![Daphne Guinness near a tree. THAT'S ALL WE KNOW, HONEST.]()
![Donna Air, always relevant.]()
![Dionne Bromfield at the Esprit launch party]()
![Made in Essex or some other such bollocks.]()
![Cheska Hull, who is 'a bitch, but doesn't mean to be' according to the missus.]()
![Frog and prawn.]()
![Maria Fowler from The Essex Way.]()
![Rod Stewart is so small his pictures are all in perspective.]()
![Not so for his wife.]()
![Oh there you are, billionaire midget Bernie Ecclestone.]()
![And here's your ever so well adjusted daughter Tamara]()
![T4's Jameela Jamil. Wonder if she speaks to Matt Edmondson.]()
![Dougray Scott. Dougray Scott. Dougray Scott.]()
![Simon Le Bon Bon.]()
![Emma Bunton.]()
![Mica Paris? Yes, Mica Paris.]()
No Woot:
WOOT